My First Blog!

Thanks to my man Ryan Williams for coaxing me to do something I've procrastinated about for the longest time - blogging. I'm as opinionated a jerk as any other fool on the Web, so why not.

I plan to focus mostly on bitter rants, analysis of other peoples' shortcomings, and whatever other thoughts come to mind (i.e. the greatness in Rock of Love; long-distance running; why my kids are more awesome than yours; why most people are idiots; how Marilyn Monroe is spinning 360s six-feet-under at the thought of Lindsey Lohan supposedly paying homage with her recent photo spread in NY Magazine).

I hope you enjoy these rants and take them with a grain of salt as we embark on this journey called life.